Guess What’s Ailin’ That Bailin’ Palin?

July 6, 2009

The Governor is stepping down.
She will not tell us why.
So it’s up to me to try and guess.
I’ll give it my best try!

Could it be the long commute
from far away Wasilla?
Long hours on those icy roads –
that ride can really kill ya!

Or was it David Letterman?
That man was really mean!
He made a joke about her daughter
who was just fourteen.

He really meant to make a joke
about the “other one” – –
Bristol, who is eighteen
with the out-of-wedlock son.

Was the job too tough for her?
Or was she being picky?
With all that extra oil money,
Alaska can be tricky!

Had she become addicted
to the National Attention?
Unable to conceive that she’d
receive barely a mention?

Whatever’s going on with her
Whatever is the reason,
Let’s just hope we will not see her
next election season!

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I’m Done with My Wailin’ on Palin and Disdain for McCain!!!

October 26, 2008


I started this blog
Back in September
After Palin was picked.
A day to remember!

My poems sprung forth!
So many, who knew?
My dedication proclaimed
By the New Haven Review.

Yes, I’ve had fun
At poor Sarah’s expense.
But it’s time to be serious.
It’s just common sense.

Home prices are falling!
Stocks took a nose dive!
The layoffs are coming!
How will we survive?

We must go to the polls
And be rational, folks!
We don’t need four years
Of more national jokes!

I’m all poem’d out – –
I have no more to write.
No more wailin’ on Palin.
I’ve reached my twilight.

No more photos of legs,
Nor a Palin nightmare,
No top secret plans,
Nor convention despair.

Now it’s time
To end the drama!
On election day,
Go VOTE FOR OBAMA!

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Sarah Palin: Shhhsh! My Secret Plan to Become President!!

October 12, 2008
Dreamin' of Bein' the Prez'

Dreamin' of Bein' the Prez

I’ll pull any string to win this thing!
I want to be VP so badly.
But what if I could be President?
Uh, that would mean no John, oh sadly.

He is kind of old – It’s a matter of time.
His health could begin to decline.
But doggone it! This is my one Big Chance.
And heck! There’s a four-year deadline.

There must be some way to speed this along.
I’m one clever fox, you betcha.
It’s gotta look like an accident
Or those men in suits will catch ya.

I’ll take him on a hunting trip!
A day all dark and rainy…
No one will suspect a thing
When I shoot him ala Cheney!

First thing I’ll do is tell the Saudis
We don’t need your stinkin oil!
We’ll Drill Baby Drill the Refuge.
Loss of wildlife? We’ll charbroil!

It’s easy to be President!
It just takes common sense.
Got too many Mexicans?
Just build a higher fence!

Our schools will teach the truth
About creation of mankind.
And when it comes to Sex Ed,
Every Child Left Behind!

I’ll be no Nervous Nellie
With those countries like Iran.
Why heck, we’ve got good bombers,
Let’s head out to Pakistan!

I’ll stand strong against all Terror.
All those laws I’ll modify.
The Patriot Act is child’s play
Next to my rebuilt FBI.

Gosh, I might go pick a Justice!
I’ll be sure She makes the grade
By asking Her in secret
‘Bout that evil Roe V. Wade.

In charge, I’ll make some changes
At the Engraving & Printing Bureau.
I’ll fix that sinking dollar!
From now on, we’ll print the Euro!

I keep hearin’ bout some bears on Wall Street.
Are they out there on the loose?
I’ll pull out my trusty rifle
And then shoot ‘em like a moose.

I’ll call on my religion
To lead and guide my hand
At End of Days and Armageddon…
I’ll be fully in command!

I will keep my plan a secret!
We must first win this election.
And when John goes up to Heaven …

You’ll be under my Protection
Using God’s Plan to Perfection!

I will change the world’s direction
Without any circumspection!

No one will suspect a thing when I shoot him ala Cheney

No one will suspect a thing when I shoot him ala Cheney

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Mccain: Quick! Delete my Sexy Sarah Palin Legs Photo!!

October 10, 2008

Recent Reuters and AP Photos

Recent Reuters and AP Photos


Recently deleted photo from Sarah Palin Gallery on johnmccain.com

Recently deleted photo from Sarah Palin Gallery on johnmccain.com

The other day I wrote a post
About McCain’s website leg photo of Palin.

The AP and Reuters just ran similar ones.
Now, some of her fans are wailin’!

I have to say, I do agree
The leg shot seems indiscreet.
But johnmccain.com had a similar one,
But it’s gone now! He hit “Delete”!

Where did that picture of Sarah go?
Who made that decision and why?
Were they hoping that nobody noticed
Or that folks would turn a blind-eye?

Well, I noticed and I wrote my post
Wondering why that photo was there.
After the Reuters/AP controversy,
It disappeared into thin air…

I suppose it’s better late than never,
But we had better not hear any outburst
About the photos from Reuters and AP
When johnmccain.com ran it first.

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McCain Ad Proclaims: Palin Wins Debate!

September 30, 2008

palin wins debate ad

The Biden / Palin debate is two days away
But it’s never too soon to spin…
Let’s go ahead and run an ad
Proclaiming Palin’s win.

Why should I wait ’til post-debate
When I can proclaim it bright and early
That my VP-pick so slick outshined
That Biden oh-so-surly?

The reason I’m so confident
Is because our strategy is strong.
Sarah, stick to all your talking points
And nothing will go wrong!

Forget about your Russian neighbors.
Don’t tell your pitbull joke.
Please don’t mention Pakistan.
If your mind goes blank, don’t choke!

If the questions start to fly
On the topic of defense
Show confidence! You know your guns!
Just use your common sense.

Show the world that you are Ready!
Say again “I will not blink”.
If you stumble, shrug your shoulders
And just give a little wink.

Don’t listen to the people
Who say that you should quit.
You are everything that I am not —
You’re young! Female! And fit!

I’ll stand by you
Through thick and thin!
Into November
When we win!

Together we will build our House
At 1600 Pennsylvania.

The nation will be overwhelmed
By McCain and Palin mania!

We’ll put our Training Plan in place.
You’ll gain some expertise
In all things diplomatic,
Foreign Policy will be a breeze!

In the few short days I’ve known you,
You have earned my trust.
If fate makes you the President,
I’m sure you will adjust.

Though I worry not about my health
Should it go from bad to worse,
My legacy will always be
I put my Country First!

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McCain – Gosh that Sarah Palin has sexy legs !

September 25, 2008
Photo of Sarah Palin and her legs and her sexy shoes

Photo from the Governor Palin Photo Album on the Official Campaign Website of John McCain..

I woke up this morning with a thought:
Gee, have I been unfair?
I keep writing all these negative posts
Such as “My Sarah Palin Nightmare“.

It seems so desperately obvious to me
That Palin was a poor choice
For McCain to pick just any-old-gal
To give his campaign a “Woman’s Voice”.

Yet as weeks go by I’m still amazed
That plenty of people seem not to mind.
So off I went to johnmccain.com
To see what I could find.

What I really wanted to know was:
What is Sarah about?
So that’s where I began my journey
I hoped I could relieve my doubt.

On the main website page
I clicked on “About”
Then I clicked on the “Photo Gallery”
And then I spaced out.

In there for all to see and love
In the Governor Palin Album
Was the photo that I show above –
Why, it made this old gal feel numb.

With all of the issues
We women face today
Why would McCain choose
Sarah’s shoes to display?

Could it be that McCain is just a “dirty old man” ?
Who thinks he can get votes any way that he can?
The stilettos are great, but please don’t stop there!
What we really want to see is her fur-lined underwear!

I need to know this:
What is in McCain’s head?
That he chose this photo
For his campaign’s op-ed?

If Obama had picked Hillary
As his VP this election
Would he use this type of photo
To represent his selection?

McCain, you’re so quick to cry “sexist”
You can’t have it both ways!
Is she just some sexy chick
To solve your campaign’s malaise?

If not, then get rid of that picture!!!!
And allow us to care
About serious issues
And not her shoes, glasses, and hair!

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