My Ode To Sarah Palin

What’s the matter with you people
Who don’t like Sarah Palin?
Sarah Palin’s part of God’s Plan
To fix our country’s ailin’.

To all you PTA presidents
I have nothing but respect.
And if she becomes Vice President
Imagine the effect!

Her fundraising experience
While on the PTA
Could eliminate the Deficit
If allowed to have her day.

A car wash in the morning
Sell cookies after noon
Or maybe some will buy a nice
bouquet of federal balloons.

As the Mayor of Wasilla
A town of 7000 she did run
Why, that’s a lot of people
If you count them one by one!

Heck, she’s probably over-qualified
No other way to spin it.
She’s been Governor of Alaska
For 960 thousand minutes!

I can’t remember when I felt
So good about an election.
With Sarah Palin as Vice President
We’re assured of God’s Protection!